CIRCULAR NO. CKR/2026/HOME · 22 MAY 2026
Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed
आलसी और बेरोज़गार की आवाज़
The Department of General Disgruntlement issues official-looking Cockroach IDs, Ranter Licenses, and Survivor Badges to citizens the System forgot to count. Aura check mandatory. Bro is cooked, card still valid.
| Metric | EN | हिंदी | Value |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Templates | टेम्पलेट | Operational |
| 0 | Logins Required | लॉगिन | N/A |
| ∞ | Patience | धैर्य | Infinite |
| 30s | Generation Time | समय | Instant |
NOTIFICATION · 001
सूचना सं. 001
Subject: Issuance of Cockroach ID Cards
विषय: कॉकरोच पहचान पत्र जारी करना
It is hereby notified for general information that all citizens hereinafter described as CHOPPED, COOKED, or MID BUT SURVIVING are eligible for issuance of a Cockroach ID Card by the Department of General Disgruntlement.
No login. No email. Aura check at point of generation.
By Order of The Swarm
झुंड के आदेश से
CIRCULAR NO. 02 · ELIGIBILITY
Who Is Eligible
कौन पात्र है
If any of the following describe you, the Swarm hereby grants you full citizenship. Aura level is irrelevant. Rejection by HR, landlord, or examination board counts as a co-application.
- Eligible
Chopped but surviving
चॉप्ड लेकिन जीवित
- Eligible
Cooked by the system
तंत्र द्वारा पका हुआ
- Eligible
Mid energy, max output
माध्यम ऊर्जा
- Eligible
NPC behavior detected
एनपीसी व्यवहार
- Eligible
Sigma in own room only
अकेले कमरे में सिग्मा
- Eligible
Touched grass: never
कभी घास नहीं छुई
CIRCULAR NO. 03 · TEMPLATES
Pick Your Cockroach Type
अपना रोच प्रकार चुनें
Cockroach ID Card
कॉकरोच पहचान पत्र
Default citizen card. Aura level: ∞. Filed under General Disgruntlement.
Apply → आवेदन
Professional Ranter License
पेशेवर शिकायतकर्ता लाइसेंस
License to rant on every comment section. Mid energy, max output.
Apply → आवेदन
Chronically Online Certificate
क्रॉनिकली ऑनलाइन प्रमाण पत्र
Certified dangerously online. Last seen IRL: never. Peak NPC behavior.
Apply → आवेदन
System Survivor Badge
तंत्र उत्तरजीवी पदक
For those the system forgot to count. Cooked but still functional.
Apply → आवेदन
City Swarm Poster
{CITY} कॉकरोच इकाई
Claim your city. Wall-of-college-corridor energy. Big bold poster.
Apply → आवेदन
Job Rejection Survivor
नौकरी अस्वीकृति उत्तरजीवी
Bro is cooked. Resume sent, ghosted, certified. Aura: depleted.
Apply → आवेदन
CIRCULAR NO. 04 · APPLICATION FORM
File Your Application
अपना आवेदन भरें
Form Type 4B. Fill four fields. Card generated instantly. Bilingual. Free. The Swarm awaits.
FORM No. CKR/4B/2026
फ़ॉर्म सं. 4B
Max 80 chars. No phone numbers, no links, no slurs, no NPC behavior.
Free issuance · 1080 × 1350 HD PNG · no login · no email · the swarm awaits.
Live Preview
Cockroach ID Card
कॉकरोच पहचान पत्र
Preview · scaled down · download is full 1080 × 1350
Default citizen card. Aura level: ∞. Filed under General Disgruntlement.
CIRCULAR NO. 05 · PROCEDURE
How It Works
प्रक्रिया
Step 01
Pick Template
टेम्पलेट चुनें
10 cards · IDs, licenses, badges, posters, survivor cards.
Step 02
Fill Form
फ़ॉर्म भरें
Name, city, type, rant topic, status. No login. No NPC behavior.
Step 03
Preview Live
लाइव पूर्वावलोकन
Card renders instantly. Bilingual. Tricolor. Aura-approved.
Step 04
Download HD
एचडी डाउनलोड
Free 1080 × 1350 PNG. Post to Instagram, WhatsApp, Stories.
CIRCULAR NO. 06 · FINAL NOTICE
File Your Card.
Join The Swarm.
अपना कार्ड फ़ाइल करें · झुंड में शामिल हों
By order of the Department of General Disgruntlement. Free HD PNG. No login. No email. The System is broken; the Swarm remains.