Five Demands.
Zero Sponsors.
The Cockroach Janta Party advances five satirical demands aimed at the lazy, the unemployed, and the chronically taxed. None of these are filed with the Election Commission of India. All of these are real grievances.
- 01
No CJI in Rajya Sabha post-retirement.
The judiciary is not a launchpad. If a Chief Justice retires, they retire — to a library, a podcast, or anywhere that is not an upper house seat. We demand a constitutional cooling-off period of seven years.
- 02
End the paper-leak epidemic.
NEET, SSC, UPSC, state PSCs. Every leak is a tax on the berozgaar. We demand encrypted question papers, end-to-end logged chain of custody, and a public-facing tracker for every paper printed.
- 03
Break the corporate-park monopoly on Tier-1 employment.
Bengaluru, Gurugram, and Hitech City are not employers — they are landlords with metro stations. We demand work-from-anywhere as a default for any role that can be remote, and a Tier-2/Tier-3 hiring quota for tech companies.
- 04
Recognise the berozgaar union as a national constituency.
Eight years between graduation and first salary is not a gap. It is a generation. The unemployed are a real demographic — they deserve a stat, a code, and a column in every five-year plan.
- 05
Tax refunds for citizens who fix their own potholes.
If you bought the cement, brought the brick, and patched the road yourself — you have done municipal work. We demand a verified Pothole-Fix Receipt programme with 100% Income Tax credit, capped at ₹50,000 per household per year.